Level up your sales game and stay cozy while you do it — the “Sales Guy Sh!t” sweatshirt is the cold-weather uniform for closers, grinders, and quota-smashers alike.
Made from a soft, heavyweight cotton blend, it’s warm enough for those freezing office A/C temps and comfy enough for late-night pipeline reviews on the couch. The bold Sales Guy Sh!t branding lets everyone know you’re not just here for small talk — you’re here to close.
Perfect for:
Surviving endless sales kickoffs in over-chilled ballrooms.
Casual Fridays when the only thing casual is your conversion rate.
Weekend errands where you want to flex that sales pride in comfort.
This isn’t just sales gear — it’s Sales Guy Sh!t with sleeves.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
