Level up your sales game and stay cozy while you do it — the “Sales Guy Sh!t” hoodie is the cold-weather uniform for closers, grinders, and quota-smashers alike.
Made from a soft, heavyweight cotton blend, it’s warm enough for those freezing office A/C temps and comfy enough for late-night pipeline reviews on the couch. The bold Sales Guy Sh!t branding lets everyone know you’re not just here for small talk — you’re here to close.
Perfect for:
Surviving endless sales kickoffs in over-chilled ballrooms.
Casual Fridays when the only thing casual is your conversion rate.
Weekend errands where you want to flex that sales pride in comfort.
This isn’t just sales gear — it’s Sales Guy Sh!t with sleeves.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
