SGS "OG" Tee

Meet your new uniform for the hustle: the “Sales Guy Sh!t” tee. This shirt isn’t just fabric — it’s a statement piece for the ones who thrive on closing deals, dodging objections, and surviving pipeline meetings with a half-empty coffee cup.

Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfortable enough to wear during back-to-back Zoom calls or that awkward team-building event where everyone pretends to love icebreakers. It’s funny, bold, and instantly recognizable to anyone living the sales life.

Perfect for:

- Happy hours where you vent about leads ghosting you.

- Office days when your CRM looks like a crime scene.

- Weekend hangs when you want everyone to know you sell dreams for a living.

This is more than a shirt — it’s Sales Guy Sh!t.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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